Before we get to this years lists, we should touch on a new rule this year; the Terry Schiavo clause. One's death can not be the cause of one's celebrities, a la 'the world's oldest person', or of course Terry Schiavo. Terry Schiavo was a dumb narcissist who overdosed on weight loss pills. Not newsworthy... except for the dying part. As for the second part of that clause, you might call it the 'Kevin clause of the Terry Schiavo clause'. Anyhow, onto the lists - worst of luck to you all, and break a leg!
Roy's list:
Charles Lane
Roy Neuberger
Ronnie Hawkins
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Dick Clark
Mark (deep throat) Felt
Brooke Astor
Harold Pinter
Haji Mohammed Suharto
John (Ozzy) Osbourne
alternate: Ronnie Biggs
Kevin's List (MOD emeritus®)
Pete Doherty - 27 year old rock star, need I say more?
Lindsay Lohan - hot, young, pantyless dope fiend
Tammy Faye Baker - cancer
BB King
Fidel Castro
Charlton Heston
Kurt Vonnegut
Liz Taylor
Billy Graham
Annette Funicello
alternate:
Dick Clark
Lilly von Schtupp (Erin M)
Maureen O'Hara
Pete Doherty
Dick Clark
Mel Brooks
Betty Page
Casey Casem
les Paul
Jane Russel
Bea Arthur
Mohammed Ali
Rev Eddie Cortez
Mohammed Ali
Bruce Bennet
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Lady Bird Johnson
Claude Levi Strauss
Luciano Pavarotti
Ariel Sharon
Maggie Thatcher
Lil' Bow Wow
(Cousin) Drew Dunsmir
Lady Bird Johnson
Tammy Faye Bakker
Betty Ford
Brook Astor
Maurice Papon (Nazi)
Norodom Sihanok (ex Cambodian leader)
Charlton Heston
Wilford Brimley (oatmeal loyalist)
Nancy Reagan
Ariel Sharon
alternate:
Mariah Carey
Sage's list
Emiliano Del Toro
Ariel Sharon
Fidel Castro
Gerald Ford
Brooke Astor
Billy Graham
Elizabeth Taylor
Manjit Bawa
Dick Clark
Charlton Heston
alternate: Charles Lane
Malibu Julz' list
Jesse Helms
Tammy Faye Baker Messner
Fidel Castro
Stephen Hawking
Billy Graham
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Vaclav Havel
Estelle Getty
Lady Bird Johnson
Jane Wyman
Alternate:
Karl Malden
Mackenzie S' list
Tammy Faye baker Messner
Estelle Getty
Stephen Hawking
Jake the snake Roberts
Albert Hoffman
Brooke Astor
Billy Graham
Fidel Castro
Osama Bin Laden
Ariel Sharon
alternate
Kirk Douglas
