2022 lists

Update Jan 2022 - Roy was won again, taking home 6 or 7 of his names from the 2021 list

 

 The Queen is dead!  Long live the Queen!

Dateline Sept 8th 2022

Yes, she lost most of the land mass of the 'United Kingdom'... but it was just giving these countries back:  Africa and India were handed back by 1950, along with "Three dozen Asian states".  Don't worry, the Brits kept all their cool shit.  Wanna travel the world without leaving a city?  Go see the museums in Britain.  She was a bad ass and served in WW2.  Not in some ceremonial honorary BS way, either.  She was a mechanic!  Have mad respect for her.  AND... she was on my list... which softens the blow.  Historian's note - Elizabeth didn't take the crown until 1952, as an intra-umbilical fetus.  So, it's not technically her fault.

United Kingdom... isn't that adorable?  It is not much of a 'kingdom' anymore.  Kingdom now sounds like a term Steven Segal would declare himself as to avoid taxes with Wesley Snipes.  They have the land mass of about Arizona now.  I am not counting Canada, either.  But, I bet they do.  Ok horse face, you're up!  In case your counting, Charles has been the official heir since he was 3 years old.  This one's for you,  King Chuckles

A sad and interesting note as we head into 2022.  We found out just this afternoon (Friday, Dec 31st) that we lost American treasure Betty White.  She had been all over the news lately doing press.  This is because her 100th birthday is was next week.

That is the sad part, not the interesting part.  Here is the interesting part.  I received all of these lists before today.  None of them, mine included, had Betty White's name down. *** Yet, 3 folks had her down on their 2021 lists.  Points for them!  I guess we took her for granted, that she would never leave us.  Betty was literally older than sliced bread!

Here is you to, Ms White!  God speed to you on your next adventure!

Dan from Buffalo (late entry)

Mel Brooks
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson
Harvey Weinstein
Queen Elizabeth
Montel Williams
Seal
Michael J Fox
Mary Kate Olsen  

Sage

Joanne Woodward
Queen Elizabeth
Jimmy Carter
Rosalynn Carter
Ozzy Osbourne
Angela Lansbury
Barbara Walters
Dick Van Dyke
Bob Barker
Shannon Doherty

Alt: Imelda Marcos

 Becky from Phoenix

Bill Clinton
Brendan Fraser
Charlie Sheen
Gary Busey
Johnny Depp
Shannon Doherty
Steve Bannon
Val Kilmer
Violent J
William Shatner

Julz

Harvey Weinstein
Bill Cosby
Justice Stephen Breyer
Jerry Lee Lewis
Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger (aka Pope Benedict XVI
Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Tony Bennet
Imelda Marcos
Raul Castro

Alternate: Liza Minnelli

Patrick

Henry Kissinger
Ozzy Osbourne
Gary Glitter
Angela Landsbury
Queen Elizabeth
Bam Margera
Dick Van Dyke
Bob Barker
Alan Greenspan
Connie Francis

Alternate;

Dick Cheney (fingers crossed!)
I thank the academy for their consideration and best of luck to everyone.

 

Chris M

Dick Van Dyke
Queen Elizabeth
Tony Bennett
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Bob Barker
Joe Biden
Justin Bieber
Henry Kissinger
Norman Lear

    Alt. Pope Benedict

 Roy N

Sandra Day O'Connor
Shannon Doherty
Larry Storch
Henry Alfred Kissinger
Bob Cousy
Roger Angell
Glynis Johns (*editiors note.  Is this famed British record producer Glyn Johns?)
Robert William Barker
Pope Benedict XVI
Gina Lollobrigida

      Alt. Al Jaffee

 Kevin L

Queen Elizabeth
Joseph Schreibvogel
        aka Tiger King Joe Exotic Passage Maldonado
Violent J
Tony Bennet

R Kelly

Unabomber

Billy Connelly

Queen Elizabeth

Olivia Newton John

Bam Margera

Alt David Crosby

 

2022 submissions now open

We are now accepting lists for 2022.  This is not a closed group, or a financial gambling group.  You don't even have to know us to join.  My wife says this is a terrible and sick hobby.  I explain I don't kill anyone (its literally part of the rules, check out the bylaws under 'Malibu Julz'.  So, if you participate in this 'thing of ours', does it make you a terrible person?  Yes.  Yes it does.   Funny thing, though.  When a prominent celeb dies, the wifey asks 'did you have him on your list?'  Does that not make her just as complicit?  Yes.  Yes it does.

In closing, being in this group for at least the last ten years has had an odd side effect.  The way I almost always find out a significant celeb has died...  I don't find out on CNN or TMZ.  I get texts that say "did you have Bob Dole on your list?"  That is all the say, not even mentioning they passed.  I remember the most significant example of this.... I remember where I was and what I was doing when a beloved old employee of mine texts me 'did you have Amy Winehouse on your list?'    Man, my heart sunk to hear that news.

and for the record, you bet your ass I did.  She was a rock star, drug addict, and (the biggest tell of all)...  she was turning 27.

Now...  let's see those lists.  Email me a list of 10 celebs you think might die in 2022 by Jan 1st, 2022.  Heck, I'll give you my email address. IamCorrect@gmail.com

On or around Jan 1st, we'll announce a new winner and post the new lists.

Now get out there and vote.   and I'll see you in hell, too!

Sincerely,

Rev Kev

Denver, CO

Dead Pool 2021

Update Jan 2022 - Roy was won again!

Death himself, Mitch McConnell wanted to pop in and personally congratulate Roy.

For 2020, we have our host, Roy, as the big winner.  5 names!  5 names is incredible, and many a year have gone down where only 2 or 3 names was enough to take home the title.  Who did Roy have for last year?  Kirk Douglas, Carl Reiner, Olivia de Haviland, Vera Lynn, Chuck Yeager

Ok – on to the lists

**** we have a newcomer to the game.  He is just in now, so I have allowed him to join with 9 names.  For the purpose of integrity and security... let's just call this new guy... um... it rhymes with Logan.  That is all I can say.

  Logan

I apologize in advance if I correctly guess anyone on this list ;)

1) Queen Elizabeth II
2) Betty White
3) 6ix9ine
4) Elton John (Noooo!)
5) Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris is already dead, death is just too afraid to tell him yet)
6) Jackie Chan
7) Donald Trump
8) Joe Biden (For political fairness)
9) Ghislaine Maxwell

Jules

Harry Reid

Harvey Weinstein

Bill Cosby

Liza Minnelli

Justice Stephen Breyer

Prince Phillip

Bob Dole

Jerry Lee Lewis

Sly Stone

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger (aka Pope Benedict XVI)

 

Alternate: Betty White

 

Roy's List
    Ed Asner

Bob Dole

Beverly Cleary

Prince Philip

Gina Lolabridgida

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Cloris Leachman

Roger Angell

Donald Sutherland

Hal Holbrook

Alternate: Mel Brooks

Kevin’s list

Olivia Newton John

Bob Dole

David Crosby

Bam Margera

Joni Mitchell

Ed Asner

Jimmy Carter

Michael J Fox

Queen Elizabeth

Tiger King Joseph Passage Maldonado

Alt:  ‘that bitch’ Carol Baskin

Sage

Joanne Woodward
Queen Elizabeth 

Shannen Doherty
Janice Dickinson 
Imelda Marcos

Angela Lansbury 

Liza Minnelli

Barbara Walters 

Betty White

Cloris Leachman
Alt: Maggie Smith

 

Patrick

Okay, here goes;

1) Rush Limbaugh

2) Prince Philip

3) Bill Cosby

4) Ozzy Osbourne

5) John Voight

6) Senator Chuck Grassley

7) Harvey Weinstein

8) Ghislaine Maxwell

9) Pat Robertson 

10) David Allen Coe

Alternate- Queen Elizabeth II