Dead Pool 2021

Update Jan 2022 - Roy was won again!

Death himself, Mitch McConnell wanted to pop in and personally congratulate Roy.

For 2020, we have our host, Roy, as the big winner.  5 names!  5 names is incredible, and many a year have gone down where only 2 or 3 names was enough to take home the title.  Who did Roy have for last year?  Kirk Douglas, Carl Reiner, Olivia de Haviland, Vera Lynn, Chuck Yeager

Ok – on to the lists

**** we have a newcomer to the game.  He is just in now, so I have allowed him to join with 9 names.  For the purpose of integrity and security... let's just call this new guy... um... it rhymes with Logan.  That is all I can say.

  Logan

I apologize in advance if I correctly guess anyone on this list ;)

1) Queen Elizabeth II
2) Betty White
3) 6ix9ine
4) Elton John (Noooo!)
5) Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris is already dead, death is just too afraid to tell him yet)
6) Jackie Chan
7) Donald Trump
8) Joe Biden (For political fairness)
9) Ghislaine Maxwell

Jules

Harry Reid

Harvey Weinstein

Bill Cosby

Liza Minnelli

Justice Stephen Breyer

Prince Phillip

Bob Dole

Jerry Lee Lewis

Sly Stone

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger (aka Pope Benedict XVI)

 

Alternate: Betty White

 

Roy's List
    Ed Asner

Bob Dole

Beverly Cleary

Prince Philip

Gina Lolabridgida

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Cloris Leachman

Roger Angell

Donald Sutherland

Hal Holbrook

Alternate: Mel Brooks

Kevin’s list

Olivia Newton John

Bob Dole

David Crosby

Bam Margera

Joni Mitchell

Ed Asner

Jimmy Carter

Michael J Fox

Queen Elizabeth

Tiger King Joseph Passage Maldonado

Alt:  ‘that bitch’ Carol Baskin

Sage

Joanne Woodward
Queen Elizabeth 

Shannen Doherty
Janice Dickinson 
Imelda Marcos

Angela Lansbury 

Liza Minnelli

Barbara Walters 

Betty White

Cloris Leachman
Alt: Maggie Smith

 

Patrick

Okay, here goes;

1) Rush Limbaugh

2) Prince Philip

3) Bill Cosby

4) Ozzy Osbourne

5) John Voight

6) Senator Chuck Grassley

7) Harvey Weinstein

8) Ghislaine Maxwell

9) Pat Robertson 

10) David Allen Coe

Alternate- Queen Elizabeth II

 

2020 lists & 2019 results

As of this writing (12.31.19 - 6 pm) there is no clear winner for 2019.  We have a 3 way tie - each with only 2 names.  Not even worth mentioning who they are.  I could swing a dead cat over a copy or 'People magazine' and get better results.

I have been corrected.  According to everyone but me, Julie has won. Here is what Roy sent, which i reproduce faithfully.  As for Julz email to me, not sure.  As we are no longer talking.

Julie had the youngest for a point bonus and the oldest for  a point bonus. I figure she was at 68 points.  MJ wins again. 

I expect more from all y'al!   In fact, I am willing to temporarily suspend the 'Malibu Julz' clause.  That clause states, as you know, you can't get points for any celebrity you personally kill.  That rule is out the window for 2020.  Now get to killin', you pussies!

                                    

2020 Lists

Kevin

Eddie van Halen

Bob dole

Lee Kerslake

Alex Trebek

Terri Garr

Joni Mitchell

Paul Mooney

Artie Lange

David Crosby
Alt - Gary Busey

Roy 

1. Bob Dole

2. Kirk Douglas 

3. Ed Asner

4. Carl Reiner

5. Beverly Cleary

6. Prince Philip

7. Gina Lolabridgida

8. Olivia de Haviland 

9. Vera Lynn

10. Chuck Yeager

Alt: Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Wyatt

1) Angela Lansbury

2) Beverly Cleary

3) Olivia Mary de Havilland 

4) Ozzy

5) Dick Van Dyke

6) Carl Reiner

7) Kirk Douglas

8) Mel Brooks

9) Sidney Poitier

10) Desmond Tutu

11)  Morrissey (alternate)

ed note: Ozzy? Ozzy who? Without a last name, I am afraid we can't count this. 
There are SO many public Ozzy figures. Cardinals legend Ozzie Smith? Let's just
assume that.

Malibu Julz

  Kirk Douglas  

  Alex Trebek

  Bill Cosby 

  Liza Minnelli

  Olivia Newton John

  Olivia de Haviland

 Nathan Adrian (Olympic swimmer)   

  Jerry Lee Lewis

  Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger – aka Pope Benedict XVI

  Vera Lynn

Alternate:    Carl Reiner * no points on this one, Julz. Is an alternate

Eddie

6ix9ine  

HRH Prince Phillip 

Kirk Douglas

Alex Trebek

R. Kelly

Larry King

Jerry Sandusky

Harvey Weinstein

Joan Didion

Mickey Rourke

Eric Roberts (alternate)

Patrick

Eddie Van Halen

Val Kilmer

Jimmy Carter

Pat Robertson

Ed Asner

Alex Trebek

Michael J. Fox

Bob Dole

Kirk Douglas

Paul Manafort

Alternate:

Rudy Guliani 

sage

Steve Bannon
Bob Dole
Rep. John Lewis  

Prince Phillip
Donald Trump
Kirk Douglas
Janice Dickinson
Matthew Perry
Val Kilmer
Michael Douglas
Alt: Alex Trebek 

Greg

 Donald Trump

- Kanye West

- Bernie Sanders

- RBG  :(

- Congressman John Lewis

- Jimmy Carter. :(

- Alex Trebeck

- Queen Elizabeth II. <---- from shame. :(

- Dick van Dyke

- Warren Buffett

- Jared Leto (alternate)