2026 lists are here

We are still accepting names and submissions. Now get out there are start not killing! 

*** the 2025 winner, once again, is Roy with three bodies.  Roy managed to do away with Val Kilmer, Dick Cheney, and Pope Francis.

2026 Dead Pool

Patrick

1. Mitch McConnel

2. Bruce Willis

3. Donald Trump

4. Joe Biden

5. Mel Brooks

6. Robert Wagner

7. Noam Chompsky

8. Phil Collins

9. Harvey Weinstein

10. Russel Brand

11. Alternate - Dean Cain

Kevin

1. Andy Dick

2. Bruce Willis

3. Jack Hanna

4. Clint Eastwood

5. Dick van Dyke

6. Mel Brooks

7. William Shatner

8. Mitch McConnel

9. Joe Biden

10. King Charles

Sage

1. Puff Diddy

2. Orange ShitGibbon (Trump?)

3. Noam Chomsky

4. Mitch McConnell

5. Harvey Weinstein

6. King Charles III 

7. Martin Sheen

8. Michael Douglas

9. Bruce Willis

10. Kate Middleton

Roy

1. Robert Duvall

2. Gene Shalit

3. Liza Minnelli

4. Joanne Woodward

5. Eva Marie Saint    

6  Tippi Hedren

7. Bud Selig

8. Alan Greenspan

9. Yoko Ono

10. Jacques Pepin

Malibu Julz

1. Harvey Weinstein

2. Justice Stephen Breyer

3. Eric Dane

4. Eva Marie Saint

5. Michael Flatley

6. Angie Dickenson

7. Bruce Willis

8. James Van Der Beek

9. Dick van Dyke

10. 
    

11. Alternate: Liza Minnelli

• Note - there are only 9 names, and al alternate.  I shall elevate Ms Minelli to the 10th spot.  So all names fully qualify above.  Why did she highlight Eva Marie Saint in yellow?  I don’t know.  I’m here to love, not judge.  BUT… if she dies in like a big vat of pee or something… we are gonna have some questions.

Travis N.  Of the world famous ‘Regan & Trav’

1. Ben Sasse

2. Scott Adams

3. Phil Collins

4. Ali Hosseini Khamenei, supreme leader of Iran

5. Dick Van Dyke

6. Mel Brooks

7. Lil Nas X

8. James Van Der Beek

9. Elon Musk

10. Nick Shirley

Dead Pool 2026 announcement

 

A celebrity dead pool for the year 2026

What is it we are talking about?

The 2026  Phyllis Diller is not dead Celebrity Dead Pool deadline is right around the corner

Hey folks, the year is quickly coming to a close and it is time to get those dead pool candidate lists together. The 26th (?)  year of this fine event is just around the corner. Start making your list of names now and take part in this wholesome past-time.   It lasts for the whole year.

(Please feel free to forward to whomever you think might also want to play.)

Submit directly to [ iamcorrect@gmail.com and/or  majikwah@gmail.com]

On Jan 1, 2027 the winner will be announced announced.

The Rules:

Any deaths must be recorded by an Associated Press biography or an announcement from CelebrityDeathBeeper.com

All entries must be received by 12/31/25 at midnight. In the event

that a name on your list dies between 12/31/24 midnight and 01/01/26 12:01 the alternate name on your list moves on to the list.  (Late submissions through January  202will be accepted, however only 8 names and no alternative will count.)Points are awarded for the following:

• Age of the dead (oldest- least points * youngest -most points.):

  • Oldest 4 points

  • Youngest 6 points

• Active deaths

  • First corpse – 4 points

  • Last corpse – 5 points

  • Most names on the list – 18 points per list.

  • Suicide – 10 points

  • Under 65 – 4 points

• Under 55 – 4 points (in addition to the under 65 points awarded.)

• (The MJ clause) – If you personally kill a celebrity to increase your point-scoring,

• you are disqualified.

• (The Schiavo Clause.) – No points for any deaths whose only act of dying made them famous. This means the oldest man or woman alive won’t get points. It also means that a famous illness to an otherwise stranger, resulting in death wouldn’t count as a celebrity dead pool death.

• (Can’t Get Crap Together Rule) – Late submissions through January will be accepted, however only 8 names count.

Resources:

Where to find names: 

http://stiffs.com/  (click on the standings link and get some ideas for those who didn’t pass this year )

http://www.dpsinfo.com/dps/   The dead people server – look up to see if someone is still alive.

http://www.celebritydeathbeeper.com/  Celebrity Death Beeper – sign up for an email alert when a celebrity passes

2025 lists are up!

 Deadpool lists 2025

Julz

Harvey Weinstein

Justice Stephen Breyer

Imelda Marcos

Angie Dickenson

Bruce Willis

Mitch McConnell

Milos Zeman (Czech President)

Chris Hoy (Olympic Athlete)

Rupert Murdoch (douchebag)

Dick Van Dyke

Alternate: Liza Minelli

Trevor Ireland ***

Bruce Willis

P. Diddy

Diana Ross

David Letterman

Chevy Chase

Ellen/Elliott Page

Kirsten Dunst

Stephen King

Mick Jagger

Molly Ringwald

*** clearly the pseudonym for a British spy, but all are welcome here

Roy

Dick Cheney

Robert Duvall

Gene Shalit

Val Kilmer

Liza Minnelli

Pope Francis

Gene Shalit   -  this name appears twice. 

Joanne Woodward

Eva Marie Saint

Tippi Hedren

ALT:  Ron Jeremy

Kevin

Violent J

Val Kilmer

Andy Dick

Bruce Willis

Jack Hanna

Bob Eucker

Sharon Osbourne

Clint Eastwood

Dick van Dyke

Joe Exotic

ALT - William Shatner

2025 lists finally!

 Missing lists

This is Kevin Lang, your Deadpool administrator. I am sorry these are only going up now. Deets below

Team, I only I have lists for a few names, myself (Kevin), Roy, Julz, Trevor.  There are some names missing, and this may be my fault.  Like, Sage and Patrick.  If anyone submitted a list and does not see it, please send me the original email and I will add it.  We can assume it was my error.  I am putting up everything I have now.  Where is Mark, Buzick?… Here is my email - iamcorrect aatt jeemail point . com****

What if you are thinking 'I could be sneaky and just send a list now, and join all the fun?  I say... why the hell not?  I mean, if we let Trevor in, there is clearly no bouncer at the door!  :) 

Missing time

Totally my fault for just posting the names now.  Here is why,  At Jan 1st I was in the hospital.  I am still in the hospital.  That grants me some leeway, eh?

Who won?

Frankly I don’t have the energy to go back and look.  I’m not kidding. Of course all the info is here in the 2024 lists below.  I think we can assume Roy, because he has been KILLING it the last few years.  The wins used to just go back and forth between Julz and I.  It’s Roy’s world, now.

Let's see you crack that code, Trevor. I do that not to make it confusing for you, but so it doesn't get harvested.

 Team, 

Sorry I have updated or posted your lists.  I do have them, as does Roy.  Problem is, I don't have access to a computer to do all that cutting and pasting, as simple as it is.  I am kinda locked up in the hospital, and only have a tablet.  There just isn't really any formatting you can do without a mouse.

We can say that Roy won, with three confirmed kills in 2024.

About your 2025 lists, can I say this?  Here is how bad they are.  They gave me cancer, you aholes.  

So you'll forgive my delay.   I'm late because of...   Bob friggin Euker!!!!.  That's first dead of the year, which means double points.  Not that we have ever played using points.  So I am sorry I don't have your lists up.  For transparency, though, my list is exactly the same as last year's.   With one exception - I swapped out Jimmy Carter for Bob Eucker.  That was a text I sent to Roy on New Year's Eve.  Now, they are both dead.  See what happens when you cross me?

Ppss -  someone loop in Jameson.  Don't have his email.  Not sure if he submitted yet.

Yours in Christo, 

Lono

2023 Winner Announced

 The winner for 2023 is Roy with a healthy 6 bodies lined up.  However, his count looks higher because he had 3 dead bodies on his list:  Jiang Zemin, Baba Wawa, and Pope Benedict

The ones highlighted in orange were... um... pre Dead.   Now, take a minute to hop over to his terrific website - www.Majikwah.com  and say hello.

Sandra Day O'Connor
Shannen Doherty
Jiang Zemin ***  died in 2022,  No points.
Henry Alfred Kissinger.
 Bob Cousy
Barbera Walters (no points, she passed on Dec 30th 2022)
Pat Robertson
Glynis Johns
Robert William Barker
Pope Benedict XVI
Gina Lollobrigida