Tuesday, December 31, 2019

2020 lists & 2019 results



As of this writing (12.31.19 - 6 pm) there is no clear winner for 2019.  We have a 3 way tie - each with only 2 names.  Not even worth mentioning who they are.  I could swing a dead cat over a copy or 'People magazine' and get better results.

I have been corrected.  According to everyone but me, Julie has won. Here is what Roy sent, which i reproduce faithfully.  As for Julz email to me, not sure.  As we are no longer talking.
Julie had the youngest for a point bonus and the oldest for  a point bonus. I figure she was at 68 points.  MJ wins again. 
I expect more from all y'al!   In fact, I am willing to temporarily suspend the 'Malibu Julz' clause.  That clause states, as you know, you can't get points for any celebrity you personally kill.  That rule is out the window for 2020.  Now get to killin', you pussies!

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2020 Lists

Kevin


Bob dole
Terri Garr
Joni Mitchell
Paul Mooney
Artie Lange
David Crosby
Alt - Gary Busey

Roy 
1. Bob Dole
2. Kirk Douglas 
3. Ed Asner
4. Carl Reiner
5. Beverly Cleary
6. Prince Philip
7. Gina Lolabridgida
8. Olivia de Haviland 
9. Vera Lynn
10. Chuck Yeager
Alt: Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Wyatt
1) Angela Lansbury
2) Beverly Cleary
3) Olivia Mary de Havilland 
4) Ozzy
5) Dick Van Dyke
6) Carl Reiner
7) Kirk Douglas
8) Mel Brooks
9) Sidney Poitier
10) Desmond Tutu
11)  Morrissey (alternate)

ed note: Ozzy? Ozzy who? Without a last name, I am afraid we can't count this. 
There are SO many public Ozzy figures. Cardinals legend Ozzie Smith? Let's just
assume that.

Malibu Julz
  Kirk Douglas  
  Alex Trebek
  Bill Cosby 
  Liza Minnelli
  Olivia Newton John
  Olivia de Haviland
 Nathan Adrian (Olympic swimmer)   
  Jerry Lee Lewis
  Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger – aka Pope Benedict XVI
  Vera Lynn

Alternate:    Carl Reiner * no points on this one, Julz. Is an alternate

Eddie
6ix9ine  
HRH Prince Phillip 
Kirk Douglas
Alex Trebek
R. Kelly
Larry King
Jerry Sandusky
Harvey Weinstein
Joan Didion
Mickey Rourke

Eric Roberts (alternate)

Patrick
Val Kilmer
Jimmy Carter
Pat Robertson
Ed Asner
Alex Trebek
Michael J. Fox
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas
Paul Manafort
Alternate:
Rudy Guliani 

sage

Steve Bannon
Bob Dole
Rep. John Lewis  
Prince Phillip
Donald Trump
Kirk Douglas
Janice Dickinson
Matthew Perry
Val Kilmer
Michael Douglas
Alt: Alex Trebek 

Greg


 Donald Trump

- Kanye West

- Bernie Sanders

- RBG  :(

- Congressman John Lewis

- Jimmy Carter. :(

- Alex Trebeck

- Queen Elizabeth II. <---- from shame. :(

- Dick van Dyke

- Warren Buffett

- Jared Leto (alternate)






Tuesday, January 01, 2019

2019 lists


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There are the 2019 lists. May the slender man have mercy in your sick souls.

Sage


Steve Bannon
Bob Dole
Carol Channing 

Prince Phillip
Donald Trump
Kirk Douglas
Janice Dickinson
Matthew Perry
Val Kilmer
Michael Douglas
Alt: Charlie Sheen


Kevin


Pete Davidson
Beth Chapman
Bob Dole
Lee Kerslake
Steve Gleason
Pat Bowlen
Gary Busey
Joni Mitchell
Paul Mooney
Artie Lange


Julz


1.      Kirk Douglas  
2.      Jan Michael Vincent
3.     Bill Cosby
4.     Liza Minelli
5.     Olivia Newton John
6.     Olivia de Haviland
7.     Doris Day
8.    Jerry Lee Lewis
9.    Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger – aka Pope Benedict XVI
10.   Vera Lynn


Alternate:    Carl Reiner


Patrick S


Alright suckers,
Here goes >

1) Kirk Douglas
2) Bob Barker
3) Carol Channing
4) Bill Cosby
5) Pat Robertson
6) Jerry Lee Lewis
7) Tommy Lasorda
8) Chuck Yeager
9) Wilford Brimley
10) Tim Curry
11) Rush Limbaugh  
Cheers!


Roy


Olivia de Havilland
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Norm Crosby
Carol Channing
George Shultz
Prince Philip
Val Kilmer
Doris Day
 Alt. Bill Cosby

2018 Winner revealed

Absolutely no one should be surprised that this year's winner is 'Malibu Julz' Nall.  Of her list of 10 celebs, 13 died.    Mathematically impossible, you think?   ha ha ha.  Go head, you tell her that!

ok, on to 2019 and your lists.  They will be up shortly!