Wednesday, December 07, 2016

2017 lists now being accepted

You sick bastards!

It is that hallowed time of the year to start gathering names again.  Quick refresher on the rules - before Jan 1, 2017 send me a list of 10 celebrities who you think will die in 2017.  Tie breakers go to age of deceased.  Meaning - predicting a 98 year old will die is not as impressive as guessing a 27 year old.

It has to be a celebrity.  What constitutes a 'celebrity', original house rules stated the Associated Press had to publish their obit.  However, I am going to make an executive decision to move us into the 21st century - person has to have a Wiki page.

If you do not know me, or my email address... you can still play!  Simply leave your list in the comments, along with whatever handle you want to go by.  Bonus helpfulness if you include your contact info.  I will reach out to you directly, and then delete your contact info.


Kevin, Master of Death Emeritus®

Saturday, January 02, 2016

2015 winner revealed

Frankly, not a banner year for deaths on our lists.  The winner had only a single corpse.  On that note, there was a three way tie with one body.  Sage and I had the same name - BB King.  Maternity Murphy von Schtupp came in with an outside pick in Maureen O'Hara.  As she was 'first corpse', that merits extra points.

ergo - I am swinging my official vote to E Murph as the winner of 2015.  The photo below was taken from Ms O'Hara's personal service and wake.  She did not age well.

Stay real, homies!

Friday, January 01, 2016

2016 lists!

Kevin's list

1.    Hugh hefner
2.    Richard simmons
3.    Don rickles
4.    mel brooks
5.    carl reiner                             
6.    jimmy carter
7.    rene angil (Mr Celine Dion)
8.    fidel castro
9.    bob barker
10. George Bush sr

Sage's list

Chuck Barry
Billy Graham
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Justin Bieber
GW Bush Sr
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Lindsey Lohan
Miley Cyrus
Charlie Sheen
Alt: Nancy Reagan 

Patrick S list* 

we have two Patrick's this year.

1) Kirk Douglas
2) George H. W. Bush
3) Bob Barker
4) Hugh Hefner
5) Muhammad Ali
6) Carol Channing
7) Miley Cyrus
8) Lindsay Lohan
9) Charlie Sheen
10) Andy Dick
And alternate,
11) Rob Ford
Arizona Monkey Boy's list

Leo DiCaprio
Johnny Depp
Pee Wee Herman
Bradley Cooper
Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez
Both Olsen Twins 
Gov of New Mexico**

* ed:  not sure who that is.  It was Bill Richards, right?  But then he got that Obama post and it turned out he hadn't been paying taxes.  So, I am guessing they have someone new.

Julz list

 Zsa Zsa
Stephen Hawking
Jan Michael Vincent
Jake la Maotta
Rob Ford
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Abe Vigoda
Nancy Reagan
Alternate – prince phillip

Patrick G

1.       Zsa Zsa Gabor
2.       Kirk Douglas
3.       Fats Domino
4.       Muhammed Ali
5.       Dick Van Dyke
6.       Fidel Castro
7.       Gene Wilder
8.       Bill Cosby
9.       Jimmy Carter
10.   Betty White
11.   George H. Bush

Chris Michas
George H.W. Bush
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nancy Reagan
Jimmy Carter
Jake Lamotta
Bob Barker
Billy Graham


Fidel Castro
Rose Marie
Jake La Motta
Irwin Corey
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
Zsa Zsa Gabor
David Rockefeller
Prince Phillip
Carol Channing
Alternate:  Stephen Hawking

Gary K

Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Charlie Sheen
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
George H W Bush
Fidel Castro
Lindsay Lohan
Abe Vigoda
Taylor Momsen
Alternate: Jay Cutler

Erin Mother Herb Von Schtupp

Bob Newhart
Don Rickles
Rose Marie
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Zsa Zsa
Mel Brooks
Carl Reiner
June Foray
Alt dick van dycke