Saturday, January 02, 2016

2015 winner revealed

Frankly, not a banner year for deaths on our lists.  The winner had only a single corpse.  On that note, there was a three way tie with one body.  Sage and I had the same name - BB King.  Maternity Murphy von Schtupp came in with an outside pick in Maureen O'Hara.  As she was 'first corpse', that merits extra points.

ergo - I am swinging my official vote to E Murph as the winner of 2015.  The photo below was taken from Ms O'Hara's personal service and wake.  She did not age well.

Stay real, homies!

Friday, January 01, 2016

2016 lists!



Kevin's list



1.    Hugh hefner
2.    Richard simmons
3.    Don rickles
4.    mel brooks
5.    carl reiner                             
6.    jimmy carter
7.    rene angil (Mr Celine Dion)
8.    fidel castro
9.    bob barker
10. George Bush sr

Sage's list

Chuck Barry
Billy Graham
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Justin Bieber
GW Bush Sr
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Lindsey Lohan
Miley Cyrus
Charlie Sheen
Alt: Nancy Reagan 

Patrick S list* 

we have two Patrick's this year.

1) Kirk Douglas
2) George H. W. Bush
3) Bob Barker
4) Hugh Hefner
5) Muhammad Ali
6) Carol Channing
7) Miley Cyrus
8) Lindsay Lohan
9) Charlie Sheen
10) Andy Dick
And alternate,
11) Rob Ford
Arizona Monkey Boy's list

Leo DiCaprio
Johnny Depp
Pee Wee Herman
Bradley Cooper
Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez
Both Olsen Twins 
Rupaul
Gov of New Mexico**

* ed:  not sure who that is.  It was Bill Richards, right?  But then he got that Obama post and it turned out he hadn't been paying taxes.  So, I am guessing they have someone new.


Julz list

 Zsa Zsa
Stephen Hawking
Jan Michael Vincent
Jake la Maotta
Rob Ford
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Abe Vigoda
Nancy Reagan
Alternate – prince phillip

Patrick G

1.       Zsa Zsa Gabor
2.       Kirk Douglas
3.       Fats Domino
4.       Muhammed Ali
5.       Dick Van Dyke
6.       Fidel Castro
7.       Gene Wilder
8.       Bill Cosby
9.       Jimmy Carter
10.   Betty White
11.   George H. Bush

Chris Michas
George H.W. Bush
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nancy Reagan
Jimmy Carter
Jake Lamotta
Bob Barker
Billy Graham

Majikwah

Fidel Castro
Rose Marie
Jake La Motta
Irwin Corey
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
Zsa Zsa Gabor
David Rockefeller
Prince Phillip
Carol Channing
Alternate:  Stephen Hawking

Gary K

Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Charlie Sheen
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
George H W Bush
Fidel Castro
Lindsay Lohan
Abe Vigoda
Taylor Momsen
Alternate: Jay Cutler

Erin Mother Herb Von Schtupp

Cher
Bob Newhart
Don Rickles
Rose Marie
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Zsa Zsa
Mel Brooks
Carl Reiner
June Foray
Alt dick van dycke

Saturday, January 03, 2015



2015 lists

 



 Malibu Julz

Lindsay Lohan
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Stephen Hawking
Jan Michael Vincent
Fidel Castro
Jake La Motta
Rose Marie
Valerie Harper
George H.W. Bush
Muhammad Ali
Alternate:  Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger – aka  Pope Benedict XVI

Kevin

George HW Bush
Fidel Castro
Hugh Hefner
Carl Reiner
Mel Brooks
Kirk Douglas
Nancy Reagan
Don Rickles
BB King
Glenn Campbell (he who doesn't give out Halloween candy.  I grew up next to his house)



                                                                 Sage

Billy Graham
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Justin Bieber
GW Bush Sr
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Lindsey Lohan
B B King
Amanda Bynes
Charlie Sheen
 

Chris Michas ( aka Mr Von Schtupp)

Pope Benedictus
Jahi McGrath
Billy Graham 
Olivia de Havilland
Nancy Reagan 
Mickey Rooney
Doc Severinsen 
Robert Dole
Randy Travis 
Alex Trebek

editors note:   Chris only has 9 names, as mickey rooney is already dead.  What kind of sick person jokes about these things.  Also, he is letting it ride by just using last year's list

Erin M (aka Ms Von Michas, Mother Herb)

Bret Michaels
Thich Nhat Hahn
Desmond tutu
kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Zsa Zsa
George Bush (sr)
Maureen O'Haha
Bob Elliot
Rose Marie

Roy -Majikwah

Irwin Corey
Billy Graham
George HW Bush
Olivia de Havilland
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Buddy Ryan
David Rockefeller
Herman Woulk
Prince Phillip
Carol Channing
Alt: George Kennedy

 
Rev_Ed’s List:

George H W Bush
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Doris Day
Olivia de Havilland
Nancy Reagan
Fidel Castro
Pope Benedict
Bob Barker
Prince Philip
Alternate:  
Sam Simon