Sunday, December 31, 2017

2018 lists

* updated 2.25.18
Malibu Julz

2.    Stephen Hawking
1.    Kirk Douglas
3.    Jan Michael Vincent
4.    John McCain
5.    Nanette Fabray
6.    Burt Reynolds
7.    George H.W. Bush
8.    Val Kilmer
9.    Billy Graham
10.  Liza Minelli


I just realized this list below is missing a name.  If this is your list, please drop me a line here, so we can give you full credit for being a sick and clearly troubled individual that you are.  It’s not urgent.  I usually win.  And if I don’t, Julz does.  She is a powerful enemy, and has personally killed at least 3 from last year’s list.  Funny thing, though… 2 of them were only on my list.

Henry Kissinger
George  Bush S
Bob Barker
Dick Van Dyke
Kirk Douglas
John McCain
Bella Thorne
Keith Richards
Randy Quaid
Harvey Weinstein
                Alternate    Morgan Freeman

Kevin

1.   John McCain
2.   Steve Gleason
3.   Louis CK
4.   Pat Bowlen
5.   Burt. Reynolds
6.   Artie Lang
7.   Mitzi Shore
8.   Gary Busey
9.   Joni Mitchell
10. George Bush Sr
 alt >  Paul Mooney

Mark R.

1 Keith Richards
2 queen Elizabeth of England
3 Trump (natural death)
4 Ozzy Osborne
5 Harrison Ford
6 Steven Adler
7 Bob Dylan
8 John McCain
9 Charlie watts
10 George H Bush
11 David Crosby

Patrick Shackley

I'd like to thank the academy for this opportunity.
Sincerely, Patrick Shackley, esq.

1.   Kirk Douglas
2.   Queen Elizabeth
3.   George H. W. Bush
4.    Val Kilmer
5.   Jerry Lee Lewis
6.   Gallagher
7.   Billy Graham
8.   John McCain
9.   Wilford Brimley
10.  Valerie Harper
         > alternate or just hopeful thinking - Steve Bannon

Sage

1.    Shannon Doherty 
2.    Billy Graham
3.    G. H. Bush
4.    John McCain
5.    Donald Trump*
6.    Kirk Douglas 
7.    Janice Dickinson
8.    Matthew Perry
9.    Val Kilmer
10.  Michael Douglas
          Alt: Charlie Sheen

·         Editors note – pretty sure this counts as a direct threat against the President.  You have been reported.     For good behavior and freedom of speech!

Roy

1.  Olivia de Havilland
2.  George H.W. Bush
3.  Jimmy Carter
4.  Kirk Douglas
5.  June Lockhart
6.  Carol Channing
7.  George Shultz
8.  Prince Philip
9.  Billy Graham
10.  Marty Allen
         Alt. I.M. Pei

Pamela

Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing
Doris Day
Dick van Dyke
Mel Brooks
*Sir John Hurt
Morrissey
Desmond Tutu
*Jerry Lewis
Billy Graham
       Alt -  Sidney Poitier


Tuesday, December 26, 2017

it is time for your 2018 lists

Team,

Its' time to send Roy and I your lists.  Here is a brief rundown and reminder

What's this Deadpool? 

Hey folks, the year is quickly coming to a close and it is time to get those dead pool candidate lists together.

What is it we are talking about?

A celebrity dead pool for the year 2018. (Please feel free to forward to whomever you think might also want to play.)

The 18th year of this fine event is just around the corner. Start making your list of names now and take part in this wholesome past-time that lasts the whole year.

Submit 11 names of folks that will die in 2018.

The first ten count, the 11th is an alternate.

Can't Get Crap Together Rule:  
Late submissions through January will be accepted, however only 8 names count.



Submit directly to [ iamcorrect@gmail.com and/or  majikwah@gmail.com]

On Jan 1, 2019, the winner is announced.

The Rules:


Any deaths must be recorded by an Associated Press biography or an announcement from CelebrityDeathBeeper.com

All entries must be received by 12/31/17 at midnight. In the event
that a name on your list dies between 12/31/17 midnight and 1/01/18
12:01 the alternate name on your list moves on to the list.  (Can't Get Crap Together Rule:  
Late submissions through January will be accepted, however, only 8 names count.)


Points are awarded for the following:

Age of the dead (oldest- least points * youngest -most points.)
Oldest 4 points
Youngest 6 points

Active deaths
First corpse - 4 points
Last corpse - 5 points

Most names on the list - 18 points per list.

Suicide - 10 points

Under 65 - 4 points

Under 55 - 4 points (in addition to the under 65 points awarded.)


(The Julie clause)
If you personally kill a celebrity to increase your point scoring,
you are disqualified.

(The Schiavo Clause.)
No points for any deaths whose only act of dying made them famous. this means the oldest man or woman alive won't get points. It also means that a famous illness to an otherwise stranger, resulting in a death wouldn't count as a celebrity dead pool death.

(Can't Get Crap Together Rule)
Late submissions through January will be accepted, however only 8 names count.

Thursday, April 06, 2017

First Blood 2017

This year has been so much gentler than last year for celebrity deaths.  It is April, and we just got our first corpse.  Mr Warmth has passed away at 90.  That is a damn good run!  Most importantly, first points go to Kevin.  Eat that, Julz!


Sunday, January 01, 2017

2017 lists




Listen.  We all know shit went crazy sideways last year on celeb deaths.  I looked the other way on it for a long time.  Until today.  That bastard, 2016, took Father Mulcahey.
Who won 2016?  At this time, it appears to be a tie between Julz and Patrick G with 4 names each.



Patrick S

Okay, I know I'm late, goddamnit!
But Here are my 11. You can pare it down to 8, if you must.
Kirk Douglas
Jerry Lewis
Billy Graham
Bob Barker
David Rockfeller
Carol Channing
Charlie Sheen
Michael J. Fox
Alternate; Malcom Young (AC/DC guitarist) 

Pam W
Kirk Douglas
Carol Channing
Doris Day
Dick van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Sir John Hurt
Morrissey
Desmond Tutu
Jerry Lewis
Billy Graham
Sidney Poitier

Sage

Shannon Doherty
Billy Graham
Hugh Hefner
Justin Bieber
Donald Trump
Kirk Douglas
Janice Dickinson
Lindsey Lohan
Miley Cyrus
Michael Douglas
      Alt: Charlie Sheen
Roy

Olivia de Havilland
George H.W. Bush
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Fats Domino
Carol Channing
George Shultz
Prince Philip
Billy Graham
Doris Day
      Alt. I.M. Pei

Gary K
Kirk Douglas
Billy Graham
Olivia De Havilland
Jake LaMotta
Bob Barker
President George Bush Sr.
Glen Campbell
Betty White(I really hope this one doesn't happen)
Lord (Peter) Carrington
Herman Wouk
Malibu Julz
Kirk Douglas
Stephen Hawking
Jan Michael Vincent
Jake La Motta
Rose Marie
Valerie Harper
George H.W. Bush
Shannon Doherty
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
      Alternate:  Joseph Ratzinger – aka  Pope Benedict XVI

Kevin L
Richard Simmons
Glenn Campbell
Mitzi shore
Joni Mitchell
Steven hawking
Gary Busey
Don Rickles
Carl Reiner
Kirk Douglas
Dick van Dyke
   – alternate American Democracy & Free Speech

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

2017 lists now being accepted

You sick bastards!

It is that hallowed time of the year to start gathering names again.  Quick refresher on the rules - before Jan 1, 2017 send me a list of 10 celebrities who you think will die in 2017.  Tie breakers go to age of deceased.  Meaning - predicting a 98 year old will die is not as impressive as guessing a 27 year old.

It has to be a celebrity.  What constitutes a 'celebrity', original house rules stated the Associated Press had to publish their obit.  However, I am going to make an executive decision to move us into the 21st century - person has to have a Wiki page.

If you do not know me, or my email address... you can still play!  Simply leave your list in the comments, along with whatever handle you want to go by.  Bonus helpfulness if you include your contact info.  I will reach out to you directly, and then delete your contact info.

Ready?
   Set?
     Kill!

Kevin, Master of Death Emeritus®

Saturday, January 02, 2016

2015 winner revealed

Frankly, not a banner year for deaths on our lists.  The winner had only a single corpse.  On that note, there was a three way tie with one body.  Sage and I had the same name - BB King.  Maternity Murphy von Schtupp came in with an outside pick in Maureen O'Hara.  As she was 'first corpse', that merits extra points.

ergo - I am swinging my official vote to E Murph as the winner of 2015.  The photo below was taken from Ms O'Hara's personal service and wake.  She did not age well.

Stay real, homies!

Friday, January 01, 2016

2016 lists!



Kevin's list



1.    Hugh hefner
2.    Richard simmons
3.    Don rickles
4.    mel brooks
5.    carl reiner                             
6.    jimmy carter
7.    rene angil (Mr Celine Dion)
8.    fidel castro
9.    bob barker
10. George Bush sr

Sage's list

Chuck Barry
Billy Graham
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Justin Bieber
GW Bush Sr
Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Lindsey Lohan
Miley Cyrus
Charlie Sheen
Alt: Nancy Reagan 

Patrick S list* 

we have two Patrick's this year.

1) Kirk Douglas
2) George H. W. Bush
3) Bob Barker
4) Hugh Hefner
5) Muhammad Ali
6) Carol Channing
7) Miley Cyrus
8) Lindsay Lohan
9) Charlie Sheen
10) Andy Dick
And alternate,
11) Rob Ford
Arizona Monkey Boy's list

Leo DiCaprio
Johnny Depp
Pee Wee Herman
Bradley Cooper
Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez
Both Olsen Twins 
Rupaul
Gov of New Mexico**

* ed:  not sure who that is.  It was Bill Richards, right?  But then he got that Obama post and it turned out he hadn't been paying taxes.  So, I am guessing they have someone new.


Julz list

 Zsa Zsa
Stephen Hawking
Jan Michael Vincent
Jake la Maotta
Rob Ford
Olivia de Havilland
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Abe Vigoda
Nancy Reagan
Alternate – prince phillip

Patrick G

1.       Zsa Zsa Gabor
2.       Kirk Douglas
3.       Fats Domino
4.       Muhammed Ali
5.       Dick Van Dyke
6.       Fidel Castro
7.       Gene Wilder
8.       Bill Cosby
9.       Jimmy Carter
10.   Betty White
11.   George H. Bush

Chris Michas
George H.W. Bush
Jimmy Carter
Bob Dole
Prince Philip
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nancy Reagan
Jimmy Carter
Jake Lamotta
Bob Barker
Billy Graham

Majikwah

Fidel Castro
Rose Marie
Jake La Motta
Irwin Corey
Billy Graham
Olivia de Havilland
Zsa Zsa Gabor
David Rockefeller
Prince Phillip
Carol Channing
Alternate:  Stephen Hawking

Gary K

Kirk Douglas
Olivia De Havilland
Charlie Sheen
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
George H W Bush
Fidel Castro
Lindsay Lohan
Abe Vigoda
Taylor Momsen
Alternate: Jay Cutler

Erin Mother Herb Von Schtupp

Cher
Bob Newhart
Don Rickles
Rose Marie
Kirk Douglas
Beverly Cleary
Zsa Zsa
Mel Brooks
Carl Reiner
June Foray
Alt dick van dycke