2017 lists now being accepted

You sick bastards!

It is that hallowed time of the year to start gathering names again.  Quick refresher on the rules - before Jan 1, 2017 send me a list of 10 celebrities who you think will die in 2017.  Tie breakers go to age of deceased.  Meaning - predicting a 98 year old will die is not as impressive as guessing a 27 year old.

It has to be a celebrity.  What constitutes a 'celebrity', original house rules stated the Associated Press had to publish their obit.  However, I am going to make an executive decision to move us into the 21st century - person has to have a Wiki page.

If you do not know me, or my email address... you can still play!  Simply leave your list in the comments, along with whatever handle you want to go by.  Bonus helpfulness if you include your contact info.  I will reach out to you directly, and then delete your contact info.

Ready?
   Set?
     Kill!

Kevin, Master of Death Emeritus®

2015 winner revealed

Frankly, not a banner year for deaths on our lists.  The winner had only a single corpse.  On that note, there was a three way tie with one body.  Sage and I had the same name - BB King.  Maternity Murphy von Schtupp came in with an outside pick in Maureen O'Hara.  As she was 'first corpse', that merits extra points.

ergo - I am swinging my official vote to E Murph as the winner of 2015.  The photo below was taken from Ms O'Hara's personal service and wake.  She did not age well.

Stay real, homies!

2016 lists!

Kevin's list

1.    Hugh hefner

2.    Richard simmons

3.    Don rickles

4.    mel brooks

5.    carl reiner                             

6.    jimmy carter

7.    rene angil (Mr Celine Dion)

8.    fidel castro

9.    bob barker

10. George Bush sr

Sage's list

Chuck Barry

Billy Graham

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Justin Bieber

GW Bush Sr

Kirk Douglas

Olivia De Havilland

Lindsey Lohan

Miley Cyrus

Charlie Sheen

Alt: Nancy Reagan 

Patrick S list* 

we have two Patrick's this year.

1) Kirk Douglas

2) George H. W. Bush

3) Bob Barker

4) Hugh Hefner

5) Muhammad Ali

6) Carol Channing

7) Miley Cyrus

8) Lindsay Lohan

9) Charlie Sheen

10) Andy Dick

And alternate,

11) Rob Ford

Arizona Monkey Boy's list

Leo DiCaprio
Johnny Depp
Pee Wee Herman
Bradley Cooper
Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez
Both Olsen Twins 
Rupaul
Gov of New Mexico**

* ed:  not sure who that is.  It was Bill Richards, right?  But then he got that Obama post and it turned out he hadn't been paying taxes.  So, I am guessing they have someone new.

Julz list

 Zsa Zsa

Stephen Hawking

Jan Michael Vincent

Jake la Maotta

Rob Ford

Olivia de Havilland

Billy Graham

Kirk Douglas

Abe Vigoda

Nancy Reagan

Alternate – prince phillip

Patrick G

1.       Zsa Zsa Gabor
2.       Kirk Douglas
3.       Fats Domino
4.       Muhammed Ali
5.       Dick Van Dyke
6.       Fidel Castro
7.       Gene Wilder
8.       Bill Cosby
9.       Jimmy Carter
10.   Betty White
11.   George H. Bush

Chris Michas

George H.W. Bush

Jimmy Carter

Bob Dole

Prince Philip

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nancy Reagan

Jimmy Carter

Jake Lamotta

Bob Barker

Billy Graham

Majikwah

Fidel Castro

Rose Marie

Jake La Motta

Irwin Corey

Billy Graham

Olivia de Havilland

Zsa Zsa Gabor

David Rockefeller

Prince Phillip

Carol Channing

Alternate:  Stephen Hawking

Gary K

Kirk Douglas

Olivia De Havilland

Charlie Sheen

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Billy Graham

George H W Bush

Fidel Castro

Lindsay Lohan

Abe Vigoda

Taylor Momsen

Alternate: Jay Cutler

Erin Mother Herb Von Schtupp

Cher

Bob Newhart

Don Rickles

Rose Marie

Kirk Douglas

Beverly Cleary

Zsa Zsa

Mel Brooks

Carl Reiner

June Foray

Alt dick van dycke

2015 lists

 

 Malibu Julz

Lindsay Lohan

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Stephen Hawking

Jan Michael Vincent

Fidel Castro

Jake La Motta

Rose Marie

Valerie Harper

George H.W. Bush

Muhammad Ali

Alternate:  Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger – aka  Pope Benedict XVI

Kevin

George HW Bush

Fidel Castro

Hugh Hefner

Carl Reiner

Mel Brooks

Kirk Douglas

Nancy Reagan

Don Rickles

BB King

Glenn Campbell (he who doesn't give out Halloween candy.  I grew up next to his house)

                                                                 Sage

Billy Graham

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Justin Bieber

GW Bush Sr

Kirk Douglas

Olivia De Havilland

Lindsey Lohan

B B King

Amanda Bynes

Charlie Sheen

 

Chris Michas ( aka Mr Von Schtupp)

Pope Benedictus

Jahi McGrath

Billy Graham 

Olivia de Havilland

Nancy Reagan 

Mickey Rooney

Doc Severinsen 

Robert Dole

Randy Travis 

Alex Trebek

editors note:   Chris only has 9 names, as mickey rooney is already dead.  What kind of sick person jokes about these things.  Also, he is letting it ride by just using last year's list

Erin M (aka Ms Von Michas, Mother Herb)

Bret Michaels

Thich Nhat Hahn

Desmond tutu

kirk Douglas

Beverly Cleary

Zsa Zsa

George Bush (sr)

Maureen O'Haha

Bob Elliot

Rose Marie

Roy -Majikwah

Irwin Corey
Billy Graham
George HW Bush
Olivia de Havilland
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Buddy Ryan
David Rockefeller
Herman Woulk
Prince Phillip
Carol Channing
Alt: George Kennedy
 

Rev_Ed’s List:

George H W Bush

Kirk Douglas

Billy Graham

Doris Day

Olivia de Havilland

Nancy Reagan

Fidel Castro

Pope Benedict

Bob Barker

Prince Philip

Alternate:  

Sam Simon